it's bugging me, calling me and twisting me around

I have a box of wheat waffles. They are delicious.  I eat one for breakfast most mornings.  We enjoy each other thoroughly.  I'm curious about something though. The nutritional information tells me that if I eat one, I can expect to consume eighty calories.  Okay, cool.  But what if I want two?  Which, I usually don't, but for sake of argument, let us discuss what I could expect to acquire in calories... it says one hundred and seventy *insert quizzical face*   Uh, okay, so, should I just eat one at a time to avoid those ten extra calories?


There are 9 Comments for it's bugging me, calling me and twisting me around

Quizzical is right! I don't do Math and even I know that's just wrong! LOL *hugs*
waffle - verb - to speak in a vague manner.

Maybe you should eat a cupcake, instead. It might be more trustworthy and tasty!
Dust...eat dust. Dust is low in calories, and fills you up. There are plenty of dust bunnies hovering around my house... But srsly tho..what gives with some of these nutritional guides? I sometimes prefer not to look...speshly after seeing one package warning of "Anal leakage"..WHOA...WTF?!?!?!?!
hmmm. that's odd innit? maybe you get 170 calories because of the amount of ingredients that are used up in making the 2 waffles? that instead of computing the amount of calories per waffle, they computed the amount of calories based on the amount of ingredients needed to make the 2 waffles? confusing enough? hmmm. isn't special K sustain much more satisfying? haha! kellogs should pay me for this blatant product plug!
Hmm. That is pretty strange. lol. But mmm waffles. I haven't had one of those in years. Have a great day, dear.
That's odd, most boxes o' waffles consider a serving 2 waffles in the first place.
Curiouser and curiouser. That is the wackiest nutrition facts I have ever heard. Perhaps worth a quick email to the waffle company? But yes, make one, wait five minutes, make the other, lol. I suppose digestion will take off those 10 calories.
Snort* wtf? That is all I have to say...just..wtf lol
Waffles! Durn, your blogs are always so pretty. You're too clever.

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